Paintings

Paula and David's 10 Years of Inside Jokes
Paula and David's 10 Years of Inside Jokes

2020

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House of Leaves
House of Leaves

2020

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Illinois
Illinois

2018

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Commission
Commission

2018

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Ted
Ted

2012

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John
John

2020

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Mike 2020
Mike 2020
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Captain Greg
Captain Greg

2019

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Captain Greg and Greg
Captain Greg and Greg

2019

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Peter-john and his Friends
Peter-john and his Friends

2018

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Pres. Obama's Campaign HQ Mural
Pres. Obama's Campaign HQ Mural

designed by Matteo Lane, 2008

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J.A.M.
J.A.M.

2018

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Hamburger Dipshit
Hamburger Dipshit

2019

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His and Hers
His and Hers

Please Contact me or my Etsy store for Wedding Rates

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Tylor
Tylor

2014

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Brad
Brad

2015

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Egg City
Egg City

2008

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My Blue Period
My Blue Period

"When we first fell in love we fell in love on the railroad tracks we would sneak onto and get very drunk on, making out, making love, the rocks stuck into our palms, talking until the trains began running again. I will always think about you when I pass them, and how I wish I knew then how ugly your sister is and how giant her , because then I'd never have dreamt of children with you.” 2014 From "My Blue Period...'

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My Blue Period
My Blue Period

"I miss the idea of being there when you died" 2014 - sold From the series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

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My Blue Period
My Blue Period

"When I look at the moon I know you are not looking at the same moon because you live down the street from me and your window doesn't face the right way and also you're not romantic at all and are probably fucking some twenty one year old because you know how to get cocaine." 2014 From the series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

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My Blue Period
My Blue Period

My Ex Boyfriend Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse And Then The Horse Ran Away And Nobody Ever Found Him Because There Is Justice In The World For Good Hearted People Afraid They'll Die Alone.

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My Blue Period - Close Up
My Blue Period - Close Up

My Ex Boyfriend Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse And Then The Horse Ran Away And Nobody Ever Found Him Because There Is Justice In The World For Good Hearted People Afraid They'll Die Alone.

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Break Up Art
Break Up Art

"I can’t believe I made a Pinterest album of wedding dresses and mason jars with candles in them because you have a tattoo of a weed leaf smoking a joint" - 2015 From the Series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

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"Go Fuck Yourself, Margaret"
"Go Fuck Yourself, Margaret"

2015 sold

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"You See Some Shit Out Here, Man"
"You See Some Shit Out Here, Man"

2015

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"Phillip"
"Phillip"

2015

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Ice Cream
Ice Cream

2014

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Teef
Teef

2007

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Meghan and Teddy
Meghan and Teddy

2014

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Peacock
Peacock

2012

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Magnolias
Magnolias

2012

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Pop Tart vs. Toaster Strudel
Pop Tart vs. Toaster Strudel

2007

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