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"When we first fell in love we fell in love on the railroad tracks we would sneak onto and get very drunk on, making out, making love, the rocks stuck into our palms, talking until the trains began running again. I will always think about you when I pass them, and how I wish I knew then how ugly your sister is and how giant her , because then I'd never have dreamt of children with you.” 2014 From "My Blue Period...'

"I miss the idea of being there when you died" 2014 - sold From the series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

"When I look at the moon I know you are not looking at the same moon because you live down the street from me and your window doesn't face the right way and also you're not romantic at all and are probably fucking some twenty one year old because you know how to get cocaine." 2014 From the series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

My Ex Boyfriend Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse And Then The Horse Ran Away And Nobody Ever Found Him Because There Is Justice In The World For Good Hearted People Afraid They'll Die Alone.

My Ex Boyfriend Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse And Then The Horse Ran Away And Nobody Ever Found Him Because There Is Justice In The World For Good Hearted People Afraid They'll Die Alone.

"I can’t believe I made a Pinterest album of wedding dresses and mason jars with candles in them because you have a tattoo of a weed leaf smoking a joint" - 2015 From the Series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

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