Paintings

Paula and David's 10 Years of Inside Jokes
Paula and David's 10 Years of Inside Jokes

2020

House of Leaves
House of Leaves

2020

Illinois
Illinois

2018

Commission
Commission

2018

Ted
Ted

2012

John
John

2020

Mike 2020
Mike 2020
Captain Greg
Captain Greg

2019

Captain Greg and Greg
Captain Greg and Greg

2019

Peter-john and his Friends
Peter-john and his Friends

2018

Pres. Obama's Campaign HQ Mural
Pres. Obama's Campaign HQ Mural

designed by Matteo Lane, 2008

J.A.M.
J.A.M.

2018

Hamburger Dipshit
Hamburger Dipshit

2019

His and Hers
His and Hers

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Tylor
Tylor

2014

Brad
Brad

2015

Egg City
Egg City

2008

My Blue Period
My Blue Period

"When we first fell in love we fell in love on the railroad tracks we would sneak onto and get very drunk on, making out, making love, the rocks stuck into our palms, talking until the trains began running again. I will always think about you when I pass them, and how I wish I knew then how ugly your sister is and how giant her , because then I'd never have dreamt of children with you.” 2014 From "My Blue Period...'

My Blue Period
My Blue Period

"I miss the idea of being there when you died" 2014 - sold From the series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

My Blue Period
My Blue Period

"When I look at the moon I know you are not looking at the same moon because you live down the street from me and your window doesn't face the right way and also you're not romantic at all and are probably fucking some twenty one year old because you know how to get cocaine." 2014 From the series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

My Blue Period
My Blue Period

My Ex Boyfriend Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse And Then The Horse Ran Away And Nobody Ever Found Him Because There Is Justice In The World For Good Hearted People Afraid They'll Die Alone.

My Blue Period - Close Up
My Blue Period - Close Up

My Ex Boyfriend Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse And Then The Horse Ran Away And Nobody Ever Found Him Because There Is Justice In The World For Good Hearted People Afraid They'll Die Alone.

Break Up Art
Break Up Art

"I can’t believe I made a Pinterest album of wedding dresses and mason jars with candles in them because you have a tattoo of a weed leaf smoking a joint" - 2015 From the Series "My blue period, like a maxi pad commercial when they pour the liquid on the pad and also I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad what am I supposed to do now?"

"Go Fuck Yourself, Margaret"
"Go Fuck Yourself, Margaret"

2015 sold

"You See Some Shit Out Here, Man"
"You See Some Shit Out Here, Man"

2015

"Phillip"
"Phillip"

2015

Ice Cream
Ice Cream

2014

Teef
Teef

2007

Meghan and Teddy
Meghan and Teddy

2014

Peacock
Peacock

2012

Magnolias
Magnolias

2012

Pop Tart vs. Toaster Strudel
Pop Tart vs. Toaster Strudel

2007